Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously tell you one thing they secretly like about you.
~~80 years from now;
Me: //falls//
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
me:
me:
me: *feels guilty*
me: *presses rewind*
me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here
“I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD”
“No take me to Nando’s”
reblogging purely for that comment.
this is too much. your hair is the perfect length. your glasses are very sexual. and YOU’RE FUCKING CHEWING GUM. i love it when you chew gum.
“all the music today sucks. i only listen to older music, because it was real music back then”
Straight person: I support gay rights.
Ignorant person: Gay.
Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
Straight person: Okay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
Straight person:
Ignorant person: Oh
Straight person: Go fuck yourself.
